You know what's never been on a t-shirt...

... a clever tweaking of a HUGE constitutional decision on abortion; ROE v. WADE - but with a FISHING theme! Brilliant!

...hold on to the ME-MO-REEEESSS...

Lord, this is bad... but a Good-Bad, yeah? Although, the only reason this one is good at all, is because it's so far removed, seeing that it's been more than 20 years since this sap was oozed over the airwaves...

I guess this is the vintage equivalent of a t-shirt of Justin Beiber, Lady Gaga or something else equally cringe-worthy that has been all over lately... someone that seems to be everywhere you turn, but then all of a sudden one day, you're like - "Oh God, Ricky Martin, what happened to that guy?" "Hmmm... hope he saved his money."

Currently stinkin' up my eBay store - DICK MARX SOLD!